Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Okay, Jerkheads

Listen very carefully.

Are you listening?



I am tired of helping doctors try to save your stupid ass from 80 pack years of retardation. I am tired of pretending that I'm not silently passing judgment on your decision to use your money to buy cigarettes instead of your medications. I get that you can't undo the past, but when you TURN OFF YOUR FRICKING OXYGEN TO SMOKE YOUR TWO PACKS A DAY I WANT TO STRANGLE YOU.

That is all.

1 comment:

DK said...

Hey, at least they're turning the oxygen off. When I worked on the burn unit in med school, I treated like five people (in two weeks) who blew themselves up smoking on their O2. Good times.