Listen very carefully.
Are you listening?
STOP. F'ING. SMOKING. YOU. IDIOTS.
I am tired of helping doctors try to save your stupid ass from 80 pack years of retardation. I am tired of pretending that I'm not silently passing judgment on your decision to use your money to buy cigarettes instead of your medications. I get that you can't undo the past, but when you TURN OFF YOUR FRICKING OXYGEN TO SMOKE YOUR TWO PACKS A DAY I WANT TO STRANGLE YOU.
That is all.