(it's a very specific contest)
From a pretty old, gnarled southern dude, said to me for reasons that, even on very careful and repeated reflection, are still not clear:
"There's two things a man lies about. The gas mileage of his truck, and how many women he's bent over."
Huh.
Any other entires out there?
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Umm...
"Why are your eyes glowing red like that, doc?"
Oh, my demon's acting up. No biggie.
That's pretty similar to what I told that patient, actually...
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